Hey there everybody! Today we’re catching up with June Beastie again as she continues her journey to her new home. It’s been quite the adventure, starting way back here! And, in case you missed it, there was a more recent update last week… Which attracted a few interested non-human readers.
“Hey Plunkett, what are you… Oh, look! It’s that Beastie who showed up here a few months back! What’s she been up to?” “Exploring some interesting places, by the look of it!” “Wow! You’re right, we should go and visit her… I wonder where she is now?”
Well, funny you should ask that, Paddy. Because here she is! “This place looks nice. I wonder if anyone’s in?”
“Hellllllooooooo?” “Oh, look! Is that… The kitchen?” “Yes! I think I’m going to like it here.” Now, I know that June Beastie’s ever-present rolling pin has raised a few eyebrows throughout her travels. Did she have trouble getting it through airport security? And why would she need it on a visit to a National Park?
Given that it has never once left her paw, I’m sure you’ll all appreciate her glee when she spotted this… So… Many… Rolling… Pins! And look at all those recipe books, too.
June Beastie’s mind is made up.
“That’s it, I’m staying here! And to say thank you to my new human friends…” “…I’ll whisk them up a tasty snack!”
Yum! I wouldn’t mind exploring that well-stocked refrigerator myself!
And after a delicious meal, there was only one more thing June Beastie needed to check out.
“Look! A blue apron, just like mine! And this pocket is the perfect place for a travel-weary Beastie to settle down and…” “…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…”
Happy new home, June Beastie! Hopefully she’s still helping her human family to cook up a storm in that lovely kitchen.
As for the rest of us at Beastie Towers, we’ll be back on Friday with another round of unusual Beastie accessories… So be sure to join us then!
Hello there everyone! I hope you’re keeping well… Even in these – um – interesting times. But Beasties are always looking for silver linings, and all of us at Beastie Towers were cheered this week by the arrival of some pictures, presumed lost, from this little lady! On her way to her new home last Autumn, June Beastie took something of a roundabout route. She was photographed in lots of interesting places along the way, too. Unfortunately, a freak iPhone accident meant that the pictures never made it back to us… Until now! Not everything was saved, but we do have her holiday snaps from what must be one of the most fascinating places on Earth – Yellowstone National Park!
So let’s join her there, shall we?
And where better to start than with one of the Park’s most famous attractions – Old Faithful! She seems to have caught it at just the right moment. Wow! Then again, the reason this geyser is called Old Faithful is because it erupts frequently and regularly – every 90 minutes or so, to be precise.
As you probably already know, Old Faithful isn’t the only geological oddity here! Yellowstone is one of the most seismically active places in the US… And half of all the geysers and hydrothermal features in the world are found in the park. So I think we should definitely go and find some more! Well, this looks much more peaceful. Where are we now? Aha! Abyss Pool, on the shores of Yellowstone Lake. The still waters of this hot spring really do run deep, too… The bottom lies 16m (53 feet) below the surface. So don’t fall in, June Beastie!
Strangely, it wasn’t always so quiet here. For a short time in the late 80s and early 90s, Abyss Pool erupted regularly, jetting hot water as high as 30m (100 feet) up into the air. This was the first time in recorded history that the pool had erupted, and as of June 1992, it has completely stopped. Weird, eh?
And even the calm surface of Yellowstone Lake conceals more hot springs, geysers and fumaroles! “Really?” “Hmmmm, maybe that’s what these are?”
The park is also famous for its wildlife… Huge herds of bison (or buffalo) and elk roam the plains, and if you’re lucky, you might spot a moose, bear or lynx in the forest. Look who came to greet our intrepid Beastie voyager as she enjoyed the view! Unfortunately, our knowledge of US flora and fauna has let us down here – can anyone identify the mystery guest?
Further along, June Beastie stopped to take a look at the Yellowstone River… … And to take in a few more hot springs before the sun set. Those colours are quite something, aren’t they?
But the darkening sky reminded June Beastie that she had other plans…
“Is that the time? I’d better be on my way!”
Join us next week for the final part of June Beastie’s incredible journey… And if you can’t wait that long, don’t panic! We’ll be back on Friday with another Beastie blast from the past. See you then!
Hey there everybody! How are you all keeping? I’ve been knitting and sewing like a fiend these past few days, so it’s kinda nice to take a break and have a chat with you all. Aaaand it wasn’t so bad to scroll through a few more holiday pics in preparation for this post, either! Let’s join Explorer Beastie en route to our next destination… Bruges! I had visited Bruges before, many years ago… But I’d forgotten how impossibly pretty it is. Here, take a look! So, where are we off to first?
How about getting a bird’s eye view of the city? “Are we really climbing THAT?”
Why yes, Explorer Beastie! Yes we are. This is the Belfort (Belfry) of Bruges, and for a small fee, humans can climb the 366 steps to the top of that 83m (272 ft) tower and look out over the beautifully-preserved mediaeval town. Beasties can usually sneak in for free, if they stay hidden in a convenient handbag.
“I’m in! Let’s do this!” Explorer Beastie was supposed to stay tucked away until we got to the top, but he couldn’t resist popping out for photo ops in the Treasury… … And the bell tower itself. On the left is the Triumph Bell, which is the biggest of the 47 bells (47!) housed in the tower. It’s a shrimpy little thing, weighing a mere 6,000kg! On the right, Explorer Beastie is taking a closer look at the playing drum, which allows some of the lesser bells to play recognisable tunes every quarter hour. Each of those pins is actually a nut and bolt, so their positions could be changed….
“Do you reckon I could get it to play ‘Dancing Queen’?”
Um… Maybe. But we’re still a way from the top… Back into my bag, or you’re tackling the really steep, narrow final steps on your own!
Seriously, it does get to be a very tight squeeze for the last stages of the climb. But that view? Totally worth it!
Better yet, I managed to get down those stairs again without tripping up once.
Back at ground level, it was time for Explorer Beastie to make the acquaintance of one of the locals. This did not go as well as on previous occasions. “Gaaaah! Help!”
Fortunately, I was able to snatch him from the jaws of doom juuuust in time. And then we spotted this, which seemed like a good way to distract him from what had just happened.
Chocolate Museum? Yes please!
And while there was a good healthy dose of curiosities for us to enjoy from the outset… There was one very obvious reason why we were here. “All you can eat”? Really? Is that wise?
Of course, Explorer Beastie accepted the challenge, and set about trying to bankrupt the place. His appetite never ceases to amaze me.
He also took a quick spin in a conquistador’s ship. If I’d eaten that much chocolate, I probably wouldn’t have risked it… This little monster must have some serious sea legs. In fact, he was still feeling chipper enough at the end to pose with these guys – does anyone else recognise the Barbapapas, rendered in delicious Belgian chocolate?
And after all that chocolate, there was just time for a quick beer in this amazing cellar bar. It’s called Le Trappiste, for any of you who might be planning a post-quarantine visit.
Then it was time to hop on the train home! Cheers for travelling with us!
Have any of you been to Bruges? What did you make of it? Be sure to tell us in the comments! And we’ll see you again next week… Until then, look after yourselves and keep washing those paws!
Hello there Beastie friends! Apologies if I’m a little later than usual – today I ventured out of the Beastie Towers isolation bubble to get groceries and that takes a whole lot longer than it used to! So I thought, how about we quit quarantine for a while, and go travelling?
This doesn’t look like Beastie Towers!
Anyone who saw this post a couple of months back will already know that Explorer Beastie and I were lucky enough to spend some time in Belgium before flights started being cancelled and borders were closed. Our trip started out in Brussels… And look who met us there! Hey, Garcia Beastie! Great, let’s go and explore!
Out Around Brussels
We’ll start our grand monster tour in the Grand Place (or Grote Markt, “Grand Market”, in Dutch), the central square of Brussels. Look at these buildings!
The square has been the heart of the city since the 15th century… Although much of what you’ll see here today is the result of a comprehensive reconstruction that took place in the late 1600s, after a pretty comprehensive destruction at the hands of the French army in 1695. In the past, many of the buildings were either private houses or owned by tradesmens’ guilds. We were able to spot the House of the Corporation of Tailors – it’s the building to the right of the fancy gold one in the photo below.
You can also see the King’s House (NB no king has ever actually lived here!)… …And, on the other side of the square, the Town Hall. This served as a makeshift hospital during the First World War, and it was our first indicator that Brussels loves its monsters. Check out the statuary and gargoyles! Wait, did we lose Explorer Beastie? No, there he is – having a staring contest with one of the locals. Come on! We have to go and check out one of the city’s less tasteful landmarks.
This. We had a pretty hard time trying to decipher the appeal of the Mannekin Pis, but here we are… OK, well… That’s done.
But look – cool stuff on the other side of the street! A building with multicoloured bikes going up the front? Yes please! And some early signs of the approaching spring, too. You might not have to wear your woolly jacket much longer, Explorer Beastie!
City Walls
Turns out there’s a lot of other interesting stuff on the walls of Brussels.
And some of the walls are interesting in their own right. This is one of only a handful of surviving parts of the original city walls, still standing after 800-odd years!
More Local Monsters
Well, we did say this was a monster-friendly city! The boys just had to pose with this guy. Yes, they really are everywhere! Check out this winged lion on the side of the Palais de Justice.
I was really curious about this building, because it’s so massive and over the top! And also because, when we were there, we couldn’t see it clearly through all the scaffolding around it. As I later found out, the scaffolding is actually a bit of a running joke among the locals. Repairs to the building have been going on for the last three decades, and even the most optimistic estimates put the completion date as sometime in 2028! Maybe we’ll get to see it on our next trip, eh?
Rain Stops Play
You can perhaps tell from the raindrop-spattered picture above that the weather was starting to turn against us a little. You’d be right.
Boooooooooo
And although we did find some more monsters to admire… … The shelter we’d hoped to find in the galleries of the Mont des Arts and the Musical Instruments Museum was denied to us! It was a Monday, and both were closed. I’d definitely check out the Museum of Musical Instruments on a future visit though – the building is so cool! I’d like to use it as a blueprint for the next Beastie Towers refurb.
Still, all was not lost. There’s always the pub! I hope you’re planning to share that with me, Beasties!
Well hello there, Beastie friends! Today we’re joining Explorer Beastie and his good buddy Garcia Beastie for a visit to somewhere a little unusual – Highgate Cemetery!
As you already know, we had a rather soggy day in Kew Gardens… … During which time the boys found a novel way of staying out of the rain. “Outta the way, camera! This is a Beastie bag now!”
So we were pretty happy when the next day was dryer and brighter. Perfect for a visit to Highgate Cemetery! And doesn’t it look beautiful in the morning sunlight? I love to visit graveyards when I travel. They provide a peaceful respite from any jam-packed sightseeing schedule, and they can help you see another side of the place you’re visiting. As it turns out, Beasties like them too! Well, they do find us humans endlessly fascinating. And while there were occasional opportunities for mischief…
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a horror film that started like this.
… For the most part, they behaved exceptionally well. For the first part of our visit, we were in Highgate Cemetery East. Humans and Beasties can wander freely around this newer part of the cemetery for a small fee, and there’s so much to see here! While many of the monuments are fairly traditional…
… There are a few less conventional ones dotted along the tree-shaded avenues too. This one, which marks the grave of pop artist Patrick Caulfield, especially caught my eye!
You can also find a few famous faces (or at least their headstones) in the eastern cemetery. I liked these two, which commemorate entertainer Jeremy Beadle and artist/impressario Malcolm McLaren… … But keep your eyes open as you stroll around and you could also meet Douglas Adams, George Eliot, Karl Marx or Bruce Reynolds, who masterminded the Great Train Robbery!
Then again, this is only half the story. The older, western side of Highgate Cemetery dates back to 1839 – a time when the “cosy” living conditions in Victorian London were mirrored by the extreme overcrowding of local church graveyards. Certainly not ideal if you’re trying to bury your loved ones… And even less so when nasties like typhoid and cholera come along to join the party.
Enter the London Cemetery Company, who made it their business to offer a higher class of resting place to those who could afford it. With landscaped locations on what was then the edge of the city, and exotic architectural features, these “garden cemeteries” were a big hit. A trip to Highgate or one of its sister cemeteries became a popular day out among the living – you could even buy guidebooks to help you find your way around!
The graveyard fell on hard times in later years, though. British burial customs differ from those of many other countries, in that once you’re buried, your grave is yours forever. As Highgate filled up, fewer new plots were bought, and that meant less money was coming in. The company couldn’t afford to maintain the facilities, and it was a downhill slide from there.
Who knows what might have happened if a charity, the Friends of Highgate Cemetery Trust, hadn’t stepped it to get things back on track? The group works hard to ensure that the atmosphere of “romantic decay” that makes this place so interesting is preserved, but doesn’t get a chance to go too far either.
That said, it’s still a bit wild in there, so the only way to see the Western Cemetery is on a guided tour. And this gets a big paws up from the Beasties! Our guide, Brittany (hope I remembered that correctly) was so entertaining and informative that our tour zipped by in a flash… And we totally forgot to take pictures! My camera only made an appearance near the end, so that I could capture this handsome fellow…
Meet Lion, the beloved mastiff of Tom Sayers, a bare-knuckle fighter who rose to fame in the 1850s. Although he was quite short and lightly-built, he frequently took on (and defeated) much larger, heavier opponents. This is probably what made him so popular – when he died in 1865, around 100,000 people attended his funeral! Unfortunately, due to the acrimonious state of his marriage at the time, it fell to Lion to be chief mourner… So it’s perhaps fitting that the grave commemorates him as much as his master.
I’ll leave you with a last look back along the leafy avenues of Highgate Cemetery West… … To see the rest, you’ll have to take the tour yourself!
Join us again next week, when I’ll have new projects galore to share… See you then!
Well, I might have promised a post for this Tuesday just gone… But a little bit of holidaying got in the way!
Sorry!
But hopefully this picture of Explorer Beastie enjoying some of the fine things Belgium has to offer will tide you over until normal service resumes next Tuesday.Cheers, and see you then!
Hello there Beastie friends! It’s been a wild and windy week here in the North Atlantic, with a couple more storms-with-names (so you know they mean business) battering Ireland and the UK over the last few days. So do you fancy taking it eeeeeasy, and looking at some awesome sculpture? Goody, because I’m excited to share a small percentage (I promise!) of the millions of photos I took of the Dale Chihuly glass pieces at Kew Gardens last autumn.
We were lucky enough to scrape in on the very last day of “Chihuly – Reflections on Nature”, which I was dying to see after reading about it on The Snail of Happiness’s blog over the summer. And of course, I had Beastie help as I did the tour of the grounds. They made sure I didn’t miss anything.
The Temperate House was absolutely packed with these incredible creations, some of them blending beautifully with their surroundings… … While others were a lot less subtle. I liked how some of the shapes echoed each other a little, like these two pieces. As above, so below! Mind you, much as I loved the unearthly, ethereal shapes, there was something a little unsettling about this one… It looks like those white bulbs are poised for a global takeover, starting right here! It didn’t seem to bother the Beasties though – maybe they’re planning a takeover of their own?
But these are just the hothouse Chihuly sculptures! There were plenty more outside, in the wild… And even on a grey English day, they seemed to glow. They fitted in especially well in the Japanese garden – I feel more Zen already. And when the rain got a little too heavy, we went to check out the indoor exhibition in the Shirley Sherwood Gallery of Botanical Art. In the dark rooms, each of the carefully-lit sculptures took on a life of their own. They looked like flowers, or shells, or living things… But definitely not glass!
Did any of you visit this exhibition during its run? Or is there a Chihuly living in a gallery near you? Be sure to let us know in the comments!
We’ll be back next week with another new Beastie for you to meet – see you then!
Well hello there, Beastie friends! Last week we followed Explorer Beastie as he caught up with his old buddy Garcia Beastie in the colourful surroundings of Kew Gardens. And you might remember that they spotted this place from the heights of the Treetop Walkway… That’s the Temperate House. It looked a little sad the last time Beasties invaded Kew, as you can see. But what a difference this time around! Look at all this greenery! It’s the perfect place for a pair of woolly monsters to hang out.
We also thought we’d managed to find the lonely statue I photographed through the windows last time (it’s top left in the collage above)… But if it’s the same guy he’s put on some clothes since our last visit! 😉 And while there were plenty of interesting things to see at ground level… “Check us out! We’re flowers!” … The Beasties couldn’t wait to climb up the spiral staircase to the balcony and feel tall! From our high perch, you really see how huge the Temperate House is. It’s the largest Victorian glasshouse in the world today… And it needs to be big! Since “temperate” covers pretty much any part of the world outside of the tropics and the polar regions, 1500 species of plants from 5 continents and 16 islands call this giant greenhouse home.
And when we were there, it wasn’t just plants that were on display…
We were lucky enough to catch the very last day of the Chihuly Reflections on Nature exhibition! Throughout our wanderings around Kew, we enjoyed seeing the bright colours and otherworldly shapes of Dale Chihuly’s glass sculptures peeking out from between the plants. Garcia Beastie especially liked this huge tumble of blue flowers stretching down from the ceiling, but look out for more pics in a future post!
Right, let’s get back downstairs. Well, once I’d managed to get the Beasties out of the rafters… Honestly, they find their way into places you’d never even think of! But they were soon distracted by many more curious plants and idyllic quiet corners. Eventually though…
“I think we’ve seen everything now!”
“Looks like it. Let’s go!” But the weather outside the Temperate House is decidedly less temperate… What now? Should the Beasties stay indoors, or risk getting their paws wet as they explore the rest of Kew? We’ll find out next time we catch up with them… But be sure to join us next week when I’ll have some new Beasties for you to meet!
Hey there Beastie friends! It was a bit wild and wintry when I woke up this morning, so I thought that today’s post could maybe bring a splash of autumnal colour to a January Tuesday!
Continuing on from last week’s London-based post, we’ll follow Explorer Beastie as he steps off the road less travelled and turns his paws towards a much more well-known attraction. Where are you now, Explorer Beastie? “Kew Gardens!”
And it looks like autumn is the perfect time to visit. Look at those stunning colours!
And hey, wait a sec… Who’s this? It’s our old buddy Garcia Beastie, of course! Fancy meeting you here… How about we explore together?
And it wasn’t long before the Beasties found something interesting… “Ooooh, check this out!”
Explorer Beastie has to go in for a closer look.
And that was is only the beginning. Look at these stunning autumnal shades! It’s almost possible for Beasties to get lost in among all that colour. Can you spot them?
Of course, you can only see so much from ground level… Especially if you’re a mere 6 inches tall. Time to take this adventure up a level! The treetop walkway is really spectacular… But the boys really had to hold on tight! It was a little breezy up there!
Still, they were able to spot a familiar sight from those (sometimes dizzying) heights… “Look, it’s the Temperate House! It was closed last time we visited, wasn’t it?”
“It was! We should probably make that our next stop!”
And I guess that’s where we’ll pick up next time! Be sure to join us on Tuesday for more monster adventures… And if you’ve ever been to Kew Gardens, why not tell us all about it in the comments?
Well lookee here – it’s Tuesday again already! And what better way to spend a January Tuesday than to pretend we’re all on holiday? So let’s step back in time to the end of October, when Explorer Beastie and I took advantage of the pre-Christmas lull to get away to London for a couple of days. And thanks to our local guide, we discovered a real treasure we wouldn’t have known about otherwise – Pitzhanger Gallery and Manor in Ealing, W5!
After fortifying ourselves with a very delicious lunch in Soane’s Kitchen, we went to check out the exhibition. What’s this then? Perhaps it will help if we zoom out a little. This is “Memory Palace”, an 18-metre-wide sculpture by British designer and artist Es Devlin. It’s named after the mnemonic technique where memories are preserved by mentally linking them to familiar locations – I’m sure any fans of “Sherlock” out there will recognise the idea! In “Memory Palace”, each feature on this curved white landscape is a place where a significant societal shift took place.
The memories are organised chronologically, so we move from the Pyramids, the Buddha’s Bodhi tree and the Roman forum…
… To the New York skyline and the Berlin wall. Can you spot them? Mirrors on one wall and the ceiling expand the boundaries of the sculpture, and slightly change the way you see the individual elements… The same way memory can, I suppose!
There was so much to see, we could have stayed for hours.
Explorer Beastie also quite enjoyed the Godzilla-like feeling of striding around this miniaturised landscape.
If you’re interested in checking out “Memory Palace” for yourself, good news! Its run has been extended until the 9th of February 2020. I’d definitely recommend getting there early, or going at an off-peak time – I’m sure we would have missed a lot of the incredible detail if it had been busy.
You can also learn more about the significant moments captured in the piece at the Pitzhanger library, which has been specially stocked with all the books that informed the installation.
Or, for anyone who isn’t planning a jaunt to London in the next couple of weeks… Es Devlin features in season 1 of the Netflix documentary series “Abstract: The Art of Design”. I watched it a couple of years ago and found it fascinating… But only made the connection between artist and artwork today while I was researching this post. Clearly my own Memory Palace could use a spring clean!
We’ll be back next week (if I remember…) with some more travelling Beastie pics! See you then!